When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.
Jesse VenturaPost-traumatic stress, that's why the soldiers need marijuana, is for their mental health. It makes them feel better so that they don't have the horrors of war in their mind all the time. And the government won't allow them to have it, because it's illegal - federally. It's absurd.
Jesse VenturaI like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
Jesse VenturaListening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist.
Jesse Ventura