I wish they would pass a law where all Democrats and Republicans had to wear NASCAR racing suits, because if you look at the NASCAR drivers, it tells who their sponsors are. And if they do that, we could then become informed voters, because we would know who owns them.

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

I believe that the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin are two of the greatest rock bands ever!

The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.

I believe in the America people's ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed.

Let me say this: I'm paranoid of the government. They've lost my trust. They've lied to me so many times that I don't know what to believe from them anymore.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.