Anything in life has a ying and a yang. It has a good and a bad. And in the case of freedom, well, freedom also gives you the freedom to be stupid.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.

When we build a public library, we don't have to pay to get in, but when we build a stadium, we have to pay the owner every time we go to a game.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.