Republicans are not a political party. It's a mental condition.

You can't legislate morality.

Love is bigger than government.

I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.

Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.

I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.