Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.

Liberty is security. Freedom is security.

If you buy the flag it's yours to burn.

The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.

I'm an equal opportunity despiser.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.