I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it; everyone else gets a pat on the back and say, 'What an entrepreneuring, hardworking person,' but apparently that doesn't apply to me.

Are you familiar with 9/11? Building 7? You know what was in there? All the Enron stuff. I guess that building went down on its own.

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Love is bigger than government.

For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.

I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.

I don't want Democrats in the boardroom and I don't want Republicans in the bedroom.