I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.

You can't legislate against stupidity, but we try to do it all the time.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

I never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good.

Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.