If you ride in a group, then you're okay. Then the cars will respect you. But if you're riding alone, you get no respect out there from cars at all.

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

You can't legislate stupidity.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I find that the history books that we teach our kids with are not fully truthful, in my opinion.

My attitude when I'm in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I don't wear a watch. When I live down there, I do nothing according to time. I eat when I'm hungry and go to sleep when I'm tired.