Government is connected to everything we do.

I can't see any difference in government between Bush and Obama apart from the color of their skin.

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

You have to accept the rule of law, even when it's inconvenient, if you're going to be a country that bides by the rule of law.

I can unequivocally tell you I would not have sent my kid to the Iraq war.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

A bag of quality marijuana in Minnesota will cost you 400 bucks, in Colorado it'll cost you 100 and a quarter. Medical Marijuana, a pill that you've got to pay for - which, it's allowed in Minnesota, but it's so restricted - costs $600 a month. If you live in Colorado you can get the same medical marijuana for $30 a month. See why it needs to be legalized across the board?