Personally, I think Julian Assange is a hero.

Government cannot be your parent.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

If you buy the flag it's yours to burn.

Are you familiar with 9/11? Building 7? You know what was in there? All the Enron stuff. I guess that building went down on its own.

If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.