When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

I don't have the patience to sit and write.

I never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good.

I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.

I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.

When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.

Sarah Palin's a quitter.