How many elderly people you see have to leave the house they've had their whole life because their fixed income and their property taxes keep rising every year and they can't afford to stay there. And nobody gives a crap about it, and they're booted out, they have to leave their homes.

'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.

The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.