Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.

I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the order to execute might truly have been innocent.

After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first full day in office.

The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

If you buy the flag it's yours to burn.