Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.

For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.

Republicans are not a political party. It's a mental condition.

Al Gore, you've been a real inspiration. But a lot of other people who preach the global warming gospel aren't out to save the world. They're out to run it.

I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.