People don't like politicians.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

We're the Fascist States of America today, not the United States of America, because the corporations are in power.

Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.

Listening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist.