I went out to testify in front of the Ways and Means Committee out in Congress on open free trade to China. Now, this would affect literally every Minnesotan in some way or another, if not all Americans in some way or another....The local media sent no one out to cover my testimony....Well, then a couple weeks later, I go out to do The Young and the Restless, the TV soap opera, and everybody sends crews. We had to move them into a room in three different sections or three shifts of them because there was so much media covering that.

Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.

Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with the bike.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.