I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
I'm going to put on my gravestone, 'He never owned a cell phone.'
A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.
Republicans are not a political party. It's a mental condition.
You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it's like to go into the field and know your opposition can take you out.
I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.