Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

You can have solid third party politics, but the problem is you're all lumped in to all the fringe groups. That's a stereotype that happens.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're not free - if we were, we'd allow people their freedom.

Eternal vigilance must be maintained to guard against those who seek to stifle ideas, establish a narrow orthodoxy, and divide our nation along arbitrary lines of race, ethnicity, and religious belief or non-belief.

In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.