Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

I'm a better talker than writer.

You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do. That belief sets me apart from the Democrats, since their way of dealing with everything is to tax and spend.

A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.

In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.