I could never be a career politician, because I believe in telling the truth.

In the United States, if you buy a property and you're a good citizen, and you improve that property, what do they do to you? They tax you more. So they penalize you for good behavior.

Are you familiar with 9/11? Building 7? You know what was in there? All the Enron stuff. I guess that building went down on its own.

I love my country, not my government.

You can't legislate morality.

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making more money working for the government than you can working in the private sector.