I could never be a career politician, because I believe in telling the truth.

Mexico has strict gun control. You cannot own a gun in Mexico.

I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.

If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making more money working for the government than you can working in the private sector.

Post-traumatic stress, that's why the soldiers need marijuana, is for their mental health. It makes them feel better so that they don't have the horrors of war in their mind all the time. And the government won't allow them to have it, because it's illegal - federally. It's absurd.

Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with the bike.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.