The media doesn't educate anyone.

Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.

In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?

I do not support the third party movement anymore. I now advocate the abolishment of all political parties. We've allowed the parties to take over the government.

If we would end the war on drugs, you would see the end of the militarization of our police forces and you would see an end to a lot of the shooting violence that's going on when people are being pulled over for traffic stops and then suddenly executed right in the street.