Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.

To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.

I've learned that sometimes love is not enough. You can have a soul mate and be madly in love with that person, but it's not necessarily enough. I think you have to have personalities that mesh well. You have to be the yin to their yang. You also have to be open to figuring things out together and communicating even when it's the last thing you want to do.

A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.

I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.