Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.

My family is my life, and I'll never lose that.

I definitely don't Google my name.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.