It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity.
All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
No matter how much money you spend to make yourself beautiful - with all the products, the diets, the plastic surgery - in the end, women need to fall in love with themselves and realize they're wonderfully made.