It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

First love is only once in a lifetime, and it remains only in memory.

I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.

Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.