Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
I want to be a role model.
I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.