It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.

I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity.

Is this chicken or is this fish?

I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.