Labor is really going to hurt.

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.

I've learned that sometimes love is not enough. You can have a soul mate and be madly in love with that person, but it's not necessarily enough. I think you have to have personalities that mesh well. You have to be the yin to their yang. You also have to be open to figuring things out together and communicating even when it's the last thing you want to do.

For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.