I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

And I'm the worst liar of all time.

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.

If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.

Is this chicken or is this fish?

I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.