I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
Be original. The world will try to fit you into a mold, but carve your own path.
I adore John Mayer. I don't see how anything that surrounds John could be negative.
I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.