The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
That's what I need from everybody right now - enjoy life with me.
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.