Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

There's nothing wrong with self-improvement, as long as you recognize that at some point you're going to have to accept yourself in all your imperfect glory. What's wrong with liking yourself the way you are?

We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.

Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?

Life is a series of random collisions.