Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.
What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.
The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.
Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.
Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.
People who read books in public places are regarded with suspicion because they appear self-sufficient. When you seem self-sufficient, other people think that you think you're better than them, and they get resentful.