One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage is that you can not introduce him to your friends.

Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up.

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.