To live intensely is a basic human necessity.

You can not make someone love you. You can not be thin enough or white enough or famous enough. The choice is entirely the other person's. Then again, you might try hypnosis.

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage is that you can not introduce him to your friends.

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late.

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.