We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.

Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.

Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.