Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.

We like to look for patterns and find connections in unrelated events. This way we can explain them to ourselves. Life seems neater, or at least less messy. We need to feel we are in control: it is integral to our self-esteem. We also know, though we deny it, that we are not in control. So we settle for the illusions of control. What if we stopped fooling ourselves?

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.