What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.

Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up.

You can not make someone love you. You can not be thin enough or white enough or famous enough. The choice is entirely the other person's. Then again, you might try hypnosis.

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.