The reason men rule is because women let them.

There's nothing wrong with self-improvement, as long as you recognize that at some point you're going to have to accept yourself in all your imperfect glory. What's wrong with liking yourself the way you are?

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.

Life is a series of random collisions.

That's really what the mall is all about: money. At the mall the rule is: Credito, ergo sum - I shop, therefore I am.

We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life.