Life is a series of random collisions.

Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late.

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

To live intensely is a basic human necessity.