Life is a series of random collisions.

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage is that you can not introduce him to your friends.

I hear what many of you are saying: We don’t have the time, we are busy. Well Nobody Has Time, Everyone Is Busy. In the time it took you to read this post, your life just got a minute shorter. That is precisely why we read (and why some of us write): because life is short and finite, we want more, and literature is the distillation of all those lives we will not lead.

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up.

We are all the same in that we all want to be different.