What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late.

We are all the same in that we all want to be different.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

That's the thing about a great book. Every time you read it, it's different, because you're different. You've changed since the last time you picked it up, things have happened to you.

We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.