What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late.

Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

The reason men rule is because women let them.

We are all the same in that we all want to be different.

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.

Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?