I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.
If itโs going to be two against one, make sure you arenโt the one.
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
Experience is something you getโฆ after you need it.
Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolateโand then eat just one of the pieces.
All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.