The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.
If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
Experience is something you get… after you need it.
Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels
Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.