Remember, you’re unique. And so is everyone else.

The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs in full view.

Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, someone will hand you a shovel.

Oh my God," Maddie whispered, horrified. "I rented him that boat. Does that make me a murderer?" Tara's heart clutched. "He's not dead yet." "Hurry," Maddie called to Ford. "I can't be the one who killed Tara's ex!" I look terrible in orange!

Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.