When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

I tried to keep my distance, but my world doesn't work without you in it.

The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.

Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as much as I don't want to say this, darlin', now's not the time to be asking if I'm carrying condoms. I have problems." "A life vest, Logan! I'm asking where's your life vest!" "Oh," he said. "I knew that.

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, someone will hand you a shovel.

All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.