When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.

I don’t want to scare the guests with a big old guard dog,” Tara protested. “Safety is far more important than worrying about what anyone else thinks,” Sawyer told her. “You’re right, of course.” Tara looked at her sisters. “We’ll think about both an alarm and a dog.” “We can borrow Izzy from Jax,” Maddie said. “Sure,” Tara said. “And she can lick the next bad guy to death.

Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it." quote from Tara Daniels

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

He was in uniform, gun at his hip, expression dialed to Dirty Harry, and just looking at him had something pinging low in Chloe’s belly.

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?