Remember, you’re unique. And so is everyone else.
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.
A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part. The bigger part hoped he was in the shower.
She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.
Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt-" “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.” “No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.