Boys are like drugs,' her father said, 'just say no.

Why, so you can charm my panties off again?

The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.

Love is when someone puts you on a pedestal and yet when you fall, they're there to catch you anyway.' - Tara Daniels

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.