Why, so you can charm my panties off again?

Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger

You had a package. It was torn, so I looked in.” She lifted one of a stack of firefighter calendars, with his own mug and half-naked body on the cover. “Nice,” she said, a ghost of a smile crossing her lips. “Mr. 2008.” He bit back a sigh. “It’s for charity.” “And you definitely contributed.

I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.

Change is good but dollars are better. - Tara daniels

Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.