Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Remember, you’re unique. And so is everyone else.

Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.

I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you!

Tag opened the door to his knock, and with a look of disappointment, peered behind Wade. "You got someone better coming over?" Wade asked him. "Pizza," Tag said.

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.