The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.

In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank." - - "You want me to kiss you?" Oh boy. "You were happy I'd lost your puppy?" He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. "No. That would make me an asshole." Right.

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.