The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.

Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.

Half the people in Lucky Harbor were in love with him. The other half were men and didn't count. -Tara on Ford

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger

In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.