Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Experience is something you getโฆ after you need it.
The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.
I'm not defined by what people think of me. My happiness comes from within.
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.