Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.

Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.

Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.

I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as much as I don't want to say this, darlin', now's not the time to be asking if I'm carrying condoms. I have problems." "A life vest, Logan! I'm asking where's your life vest!" "Oh," he said. "I knew that.

A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.