I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.

For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs in full view.

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

He was in uniform, gun at his hip, expression dialed to Dirty Harry, and just looking at him had something pinging low in Chloe’s belly.

She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love." -Animal Magnetism

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to.