Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.

Love is when someone puts you on a pedestal and yet when you fall, they're there to catch you anyway.' - Tara Daniels

Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it." quote from Tara Daniels

Who’s there?” “The scratcher of your itch,” he said. She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger