When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
Experience is something you get… after you need it.
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.
Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.