Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.

Her entire body quivered. "What is it about me that you're attracted to?" "For starters, the sexy underwear you put on beneath your clothes." "You've only seen my underwear once." "Twice," he said. "I looked down your top at the pier." "You did not." "Pink-and-white polka-dot bra." "Oh my God." "That's what I was thinking." -Mallory and Ty

I'm done waiting. Done doing things the easy way and letting things happen as they will." Her heart caught. "What does that mean?" "It means this is too important to let slip away again. You're too important." He leaned back against the truck with a low grunt of effort, eyes dark, jaw clenched. "I love you too, Tara.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.