Without doubt, keep a diary. From the day you're born, keep a diary, because we all forget things so quickly.

Although it is the biggest time-waster in office life, you must never underrate the importance of the memo. You will be judged by the volume of your paper work.

If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.

Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.

Youve simply got to go on and on with your family and friends and tell them how much you love them because you never know whether theyll be there tomorrow, do you?

The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

People who can write a book usually do.